Tag: Football


The Damned United

November 22nd, 2009 — 5:56pm

I’m in no way a football fanatic (and never have been) but I recall discussing the resignation/sacking of Brian Clough as Nottingham Forest manager back in … 1993 with my dad who would never knowingly miss one of the Saturday matches from the English Division I which the Danish TV channel used to screen during the 1970s and 1980s. “I never liked him,” Dad commented, “but Nottingham were brilliant”. To appreciate the comment, you should know that my dad a) had a working class background (what I mean by this is, that problem was not that Clough was somebody with a working class background who had made it) and b) was born and grew up in Vejle. (In case you are clueless about this, look here for explanation).

While The Damned United includes a number of factual inaccuracies, it offers more than a glimpse into the mind of Brian Clough, famous for making lowly Derby a force in English football in the late 1960s and early 1970s, then repeating the feat with Nottingham Forest in the late 1970s and early 1980s and for never becoming England manager. The film is based around Clough’s doomed tenure as Leeds Utd. manager in 1974 which ended with his sacking after a mere 44 days, but the real issue is Clough’s rivalry with former Leeds manager Don Revie and his relationship with his former (and later) assistant Peter Taylor.

Why did Clough have such an issue with Revie? The film claims that Clough felt slighted by Revie when Leeds played Derby in an FA Cup tie years earlier, but I suspect that the real problem was that while both Clough and Revie were groundbreaking in their approach to football managing, their aims were different: Revie wanted to win and did so by meticulously recording the strengths and weaknesses of the opponents – and if it took brute force on the pitch to destroy the opposition, so be it.

Needless to say Clough also wanted to win, but he wanted to win in style. No kicking and rushing here. Passing the ball was his game. Quite an ambitious approach to football when you consider the state of the pitches mudfields available. Strangely, bullying players and talking big, very big, was also part of Clough’s approach to managing a team. But it worked, just as Revie’s approach had worked.

The film? Oh, it’s brilliant. If you have any memories of the 1970s, they are brought back vividly. Everything from the awful wallpapers to the terrible football pitches are there. I even suspect that my dad, had he lived, would have been endeared to Michael Sheen’s portrayal of Clough (while still hating every single inch of the man’s guts). I fear that this Clough would even be able to sell me a used car.

If I should point to a weakness in the storyline, then is it that we never really get an explanation of why the Leeds Utd. board chose Clough as their new manager (it is easy to understand why Clough wanted that job even if a wiser and more self-assured man would have turned the offer down). Pundits have pointed out that the Leeds squad Revie had assembled was nearing its sell-by date in 1974 and needed rejuvenation – Revie in all likelihood knew this which was one reason for his taking the England job – but surely a sensible board would have asked itself what the impact of Clough would be. But then again, Clough was a bit of a hurricane.

That said: You don’t have to have an obsession with football to enjoy the film.

Brian Clough endears himself to the Leeds Utd squad on his first day at work:

And here is a clip from what must surely be one of the most awkward football-related interviews ever. Brian Clough meets … Don Revie in the studio after his sacking (yes, it really happened):

Oh, and is it possible to find a Danish parallel to Brian Clough? As it is, I think so.

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The Beautiful Game

November 7th, 2009 — 5:20pm

Ahem…

Given that this happened in the US, my first question is if the player was on anabolic steroids (recent stories from athletics have reminded us that the Americans have a more casual relationship to the use of doping).

And then the punchline: According to her profile page, Elizabeth Lambert is studying to become an … occupational therapist.

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Plan B

September 10th, 2009 — 11:15pm

The Swedes have Ibrahimovic, we have Rommedahl. What could possibly go wrong?

Actually, Dennis Rommedahl has been the subject on a blog much worthier than mine.

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So, What Does England Have That We Don’t?

September 9th, 2009 — 10:57pm

Badgers playing football, for one. And Fabio Capello.

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But If We Look at It in a Positive Light, FCK Makes the Conservatives Appear Professional

August 26th, 2009 — 10:57pm

FC Copenhagen crashes to Cypriot team and misses group play in Champions League.

All those who didn’t see it coming, please raise your hands.

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Based on a Sample of One, I’d Say He Got It Right

July 30th, 2009 — 1:13am

Gideon Rachman on Fulham F.C. supporters:

…their supporters – unlike Chelsea’s thuggish, hyped-up followers – are amiable and philosphical.

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Hodgson

May 2nd, 2009 — 1:32pm

My colleague Nick Aylott orders us to read The Independent’s interview with Fulham manager Roy Hodgson. We hear and obey.

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Glasgow Kiss

August 5th, 2008 — 11:42pm

I’m sure AaB is as disappointed as Glasgow Rangers after the Scottish side went down against Kaunas in the qualification for CL. A match against Rangers had pulled a bigger crowd and AaB is well advised not to underestimate the Lithuanians.

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Turkey

June 26th, 2008 — 3:37pm

Unlike a lot of people, I don’t have a problem with Germany reaching the final of Euro 2008: The 2008 edition of Germany is a sympathetic team, if a bit uneven in its performance. But like a lot of people I would also have loved to see Turkey in the final – the Crazy 11 sure added a lot of excitement and entertainment value to the tournament. And who knows: If Volcan Demirel hadn’t lost his mind in the final minutes of the match against the Czech Republic, then it might had happened. Or perhaps not.

But what about Russia vs. Spain? Spain is Denmark’s traditional nemesis but like most Danes I thought the Spanish side had earned every penalty kick it inflicted in the Machiavellian side in the quarter-finals. And Russia without Turbinsky, sorry: Torbinsky, … hmm.

Gideon Rachman and Jim Gibbon were also on the pitch as was Michael Thuman.

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Italy vs. Spain

June 23rd, 2008 — 6:12pm

My prediction was a) the match will be boring and b) Italy wins 1-0. I was unfortunately right about the first one but fortunately wrong about the second. One of my colleagues even told me that he went to bed early because the match was so boring and he saw the penalties coming.

My proposal for an amendment of the points system in international tournaments (CL, Euro, World Cup and qualifyers): Italian teams will be punished with the deduction of 2 points every time a team makes less than 2 goals in a match.

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