It is true: We are put on this earth to serve the cats’ wishes.
I’ll admit that Johanne Schmidt-Nielsen is a woman and that she is young. But she is in fact the Unity List’s top candidate in Copenhagen and representative at the final debate and not one of TV2’s hostesses – which Bendt Bendtsen only discovered too late.
(Warning: This is a slightly irreverent post) The Prime Minister of Canada … right … the thing is – I know someone who knows the leader of the Canadian Liberal Party, who of cause has contacts with the Canadian PM who in his turn … oh my god…But I haven’t got a clue with respect to the US-Canadian trade relations.
So I’m a genetic mistake according to the scientists …
No, really. I want one.
What do Swedish moose do when they aren’t preparing suicide attacks against drivers or shooting hunters? Answer: They go to a restaurant.
The moose are dangerous – and they are armed, as well.