No matter how the Denmark-Croatia match this afternoon ends, Danish viewers and listeners can look forward to a barrage of profound insight from commentators and analysts and ever more profound interviews with players and managers (“How did you feel when you scored the all-important goal?”, etc). So, just to wrap things up in advance we bring you the best of Gordon Strachan:
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I’m just going to crumble like a wreck. I’ll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.
There’s even more here.
By the way and hoisted from memory – Michael Manniche once answered that stupidest of questions:
Don’t know. I just kicked the ball.